irrationalliberal:

Got to love them Cyanide and Happiness folks

irrationalliberal:

Got to love them Cyanide and Happiness folks

(via ladyofthespiral)

"The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get."

— Joanna Hoffman (via alittlefragile)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via eletheowl)

Dear Prospective Employer,

tehjennismightier:

I read you need a Thing. I can TOTALLY Thing.

I thinged for Place and Other Location, and I have additional experience in Activities, Doing, and Stuff.

Please look at my list of Thinging history and call me if you want to chat about how I can Thing and Stuff for you.

Sincerely,

Super-compentent Adult

(via thefeathercloak)

"There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked."

— Anton Chekhov (via larmoyante)

(via me-sexual)

havocados:

anogoodrabblerouser:

raideo:

foodwarriornetwork:

The streets of San Francisco are lined with pear, plum and apple trees thanks to ‘guerilla grafters’ secretly grafting fruit-bearing scions onto ornamental, non-fruit bearing trees making fresh fruit free and available to everyone who wishes to pick some.

'All you have to do is make a slit with a knife in a branch on the host tree, insert a branch from a fruit-bearing tree, and secure it with tape.  Once it heals, it connects.” — Tara Hui started the movement and has been grafting fruit branches to city trees for two years now.

How great would it be to see free fruit from guerilla grafters growing in your city?  Want to start a trend?

yo my grandpa has done this with some trees on our property so we got some weird ass trees LOL

fucking frankenstein monster trees

best shit ever

(via thegreenwolf)

citycouncilwoman:

adinasauce:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

so basically leopard seals ARE cats??

all I’m getting from this story is that the photographer was complicit in a four-day penguin massacre

(via woodlandqueer)

tawnks:

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

(via stsathyre)

"I want to think again of dangerous and noble things. I want to be light and frolicsome. I want to be improbable and beautiful and afraid of nothing as though I had wings."

— Mary Oliver (via thelovelyloner)

(via loveyourchaos)

(Source: laxlivelove, via me-sexual)